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Top ten statements I never heard as a pastor

Last post 06-25-2007, 14:28 by Moroni. 0 replies.
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  •  06-25-2007, 14:28 25

    Top ten statements I never heard as a pastor

    10. The service was so great I could not believe we went over by 15 minutes.

    9. Do we have to have another potluck.

    8. Can't we have a mix of contemporary and traditional music so that our services minister to a wide variety of people.

    7. I'd like to do some home visits - do you have any families that could use ministry?

    6.

    5. Oh you are right - it was announced for 3 weeks in a row, put in the bulletins & newletter - I guess I just forgot.

    4. Quick we need to set up more chairs for prayer meeting again.

    3. Oh let's not bother with a fund raiser - I will just write you a check.

    2. Can't I have a turn at being the junior high Sunday School teacher this year.

    1. Oh boy! Its my turn to sit in the front pew!


    OK - I only put up nine - but I bet you can come up with some better ones than me (after almost 10 years as a Community of Christ pastor it only took me a few minutes to draft these nine). So add to my list by responding to the post and lets see what we can come up with.
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